Who cares what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

Unless evil's carrying the martini tray darling!

*CLINK*
Laters, Baby.

(Source: deadlykillerqueen)

dustonthedash:

theisaacandonly:

Threes by The Format: My legs gave in on 42nd, Lord, I think it’s a hint.

Carry On by fun.: My head is on fire, but my legs are fine! After all, they are mine.

and also

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sneaky bastard

(Source: goshdiddlydarnthesevampires)

letyoursoul:

maverikloki:

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

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I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

I GET SO EXCITED WHEN ALL FOUR OF MY CATS ARE IN THE SAME ROOM OMG

(Source: yunuen)

The car, and table in which they hucked

(Source: apskepner)

snorlaxatives:

shufflesavwidit:

snorlaxatives:

cigarettes are soooo nasty

LOL, howabout no

you put up a compelling argument

Bros.

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(Source: iwantcupcakes)

nbchannibal:

travalicious:

me after every episode of hannibal

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us after every episode of hannibal

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im-just-bad-at-metaphors:

magicalkingdomofdisney:

itsthefangirlwholived:

brookeeverdeen:

when you get your period at school

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Conceal don’t feel don’t let them know

Make one wrong move and then the blood will show

Let it flow, let it flow, can’t hold it back anymore

wetheurban:

SPOTLIGHT: Rappers x Pre-16th Century Art

Meet your new favorite Tumblr! B4XVI is gathering a collection of comparisons between pre-16th century art and famous rappers.

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(Source: lost-moonlight)

When you meet someone equally as weird as you

livesstillposed:

sodamnrelatable:

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I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.

(Source: urbanendling)

nats-dormer:

Margaery Tyrell trying to save the day

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

mayormills:

that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet