Who cares what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

Unless evil's carrying the martini tray darling!

*CLINK*
Laters, Baby.

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crazysience:

Me before social events

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stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

gizmobot:

anemotionallyunstablecreature:

nolightinyourtardisblueeyes:

My mum just referred to Steve Rogers as Mr. America

image

*applause for perfect use of gif*

ah yes, captain mr. america

thaibrator:

when he buys you the coat u wanted

thaibrator:

when he buys you the coat u wanted

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arwenlalaith:

I got a new tattoo today!

arwenlalaith:

I got a new tattoo today!

yutchner:

Yay! Look!! “Directed by THOMAS GIBSON”

yutchner:

Yay! Look!!
Directed by THOMAS GIBSON

portable-toaster:

iventuredfromminecraftia:

jaxthevampire:

fireandshellamari:

This will never not be funny to me.

Never.

*SOBBING* OHMYGOD

OMFG

AND I WILL EARN MY MERIT BADGE FOR DAMNATION!

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